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I know it’s strange

People usually think about positive things, nice and happy moments, like their own annual birthday parties, their dating anniversaries and ultimately their own holy matrimony(s). [Oops, haha.] The girls think about their beautiful gowns, their sparkly jeweleries and et cetera. The guys, I don’t really know but money is a huge matter (always is). I’m talking in general viewpoint from the Chinese because the Indians and Sikhs, the girl side pay the bills. And doing the you-know-what that causes births which then causes the human population to grow non-stop. And et cetera et cetera.

Do you ever thought of your own funeral? As in how you want it to be and stuff like that. Cremate or buried? I always wonder which clothes and shoes I’ll wear, which pillow that I’ll lie on and some other things that I want them to be in the casket. I even want it to be in the long hexagonal shape. That be cool. And songs! Well I have yet to pick songs for the occasion. That’ll be an easy job, just browse through the hard drive, select some nice songs, copy them into a pendrive and label it “My Funeral Songs” and that’s all, it’s no-hassle at all. What else? Yes, photos! There’s a few pictures and they’re latest of course. You have to keep updating it cos you don’t wanna put your young picture then people will think you died young. Three pictures actually, one for the newspaper obituary page, one for the hearse and one for the tombstone/burial plot/urn columbarium. Haha. And umm list of people to be invited? Lol. That leave it to the people to decide. Friends and relatives will come when they eventually hear about the news or see your picture in the obituary column. There is more to think. What do you want to serve when the people arrive at the service? Peanuts? Mineral water? Fried noodles? KFC maybe? Some mcD 595 burgers and soda? Lol.

You got any ideas to add? Lol.

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Wa si hokkien lang

Cute hokkien song from Ah Niu and his friend. It’s just good to reminisce the past.

Wa shi hokkien lang
Wa si teo chew nang
Boh guan gua shi shia mi lang
Wa si beh lai sai ah nang

Chi peng eh thi shi jit juak
Chi peng eh thi shi jit ta
Oo lang cheng koh
Oo lang cheng mua
Oo lang cheng sa
Oo lang boh cheng sa

Juak juak nang nang sukak tau sa
Pau au kopi puah si kiau kiau ka
Jiak jia laksa kah tio hiam chio kia
Huak peh hiam kau mak buey jin kia

Wa shi hokkien lang ah
Wa si teo chew nang ah
Boh guan gua shi shia mi lang lang lang ah
Wa si beh lai sai ah nang nang nang nang nang

Hong hiam thi shua lok tua hoh
Hoh cui im ka kui kay loh
Pak sa sa lit pak beh ta
Hai gua sa lit boh ua sa

Hoh ah ju lok ju tua
Cui ah ju im ju mua
Lui kong hiang ka tua tua sia
Ah mah tio kia choei boh mua

Wa shi hokkien lang ah
Wa shi teo chew nang
Boh guan gua shi shia mi lang
Wa shi beh lai sai ah nang

Wa shi hokkien lang
Wa shi teo chew nang
Wo men dou shi yi jia ren
Wo men yi jia dou shi ren

Malaysia boleh

Prediction

We’ve got a super “tukang tilik” (fortune teller) session with someone who is divine and invulnerable to any kind of verbal-attacks because her sword-razor-like sharp teeth (snapppp! and you’re gone), I mean her vocalization can be fatal to you. Haha. I over-exaggerated, I know.

I should prove her wrong in her predictions for me. It didn’t sound very cool since she pictured me getting married in three years time. It can’t be. Dating for three years and finally tie the knot? That’s too early. Haha. And me working in creative industry? That I can’t negate just yet because you’ll do any work when it comes to “money matters a lot” and “oh shit, I’ve got no job!” But if there’s a choice, I’d rather go into childhood-education business. Haha. We’ll see ten years from now.