A Poem of INTI

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At first I love INTI
But INTI loves my money
I ask money from daddy
But daddy asks mummy
Mummy goes to INTI
And find out why INTI’s so greedy
The lift always mati
And the guards look like monkey
That’s why I started to hate INTI

INTI don’t love me
What for I love INTI
All they need is money
Nothing but money, money and money

The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
No wonder they’re so lousy
And their faces look so funny
Like Talos the mummy

Futhermore, more more money flows to INTI
But they never plant more trees
All because they want to save money
Make all students feel hot to mati

First I entered INTI I got no kaki
Later I found someone likes to play tai tee
Then I started don’t want to study
Here we can find a lot of kaki judi
That’s why we must blame INTI

Since I entered INTI I cant see any leng lui lili sexy

Even the lecturers are more pretty
I always want to date them for tea
But I always kejar they always lari

Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si
People said his pucuk already mati
Even Viagra also tak boleh jadi
That’s why loh people say he is ‘cc’

He likes to tell jokes to everybody
But his joke never funny
Sometimes people thinks that his crazy
Dr. Lim so pity

INTI’s toilets really smelly
No water no api
Even you haven’t pee
You want to lari
Always complain they also say soli soli

Tan yew sing always said his INTI got quality
Instead everyone knows they are lousy
INTI motive just to earn more money
So that they can pay lecturers salary
And INTI share in KLSE can naik lagi
Waterfish like us always press by INTI
Just to tipu more more money

That is all the story about INTI
Which loves money
But after all I still come to INTI
To contribute money

(u r not in INTI?
u r very lucky
coz INTI cant bluff ur money
just cabut n jangan kembali~!!)

Student of INTI
noway to lari
already jadi SuiYee (waterfish)
plz tell everybody
jangan kena tipu lagi

P/S: I got this through email. I’ve got no idea who created this funny poem. Haha.

BarList!

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It sounds like Ban List in Battle.Net! Haha. Anyway, the pictures will do the honour.

See the people there? Michael (office staff in black) was half-way putting up those lists and yet the people there acting like as if there’s free gold. Either they’re looking at their own names or they’re just being “busy-body” for looking at the ones who got barred from exam.

Some who saw their names featured up there got panicked and didn’t know what to do. Some who saw their names there and took things lightly as if it’s a norm to get barred, perhaps s/he’s well experienced.

Bar list will be out on Week 11 of every semester. People who eligible to be in this honorary list are those who skipped both lecture and tutorial classes for at least 7 times. Our class has one lucky candidate though she’s not from our batch. And some other missed the chance for their names to be seen by many though. What a waste?

Now. Play truant in a smart way wouldn’t get anybody in trouble. Use your brains, man.

P/S: Photos courtesy of Annee! Thank you!

Love is indeed fire.

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Being single is one way to avoid being in a relationship. Being in a relationship is one way to avoid being single. Two similar situations of being in a state of denial. (lol) Anyway, the two sentences mentioned might sound the same, look the same but never meant the same. This is what English is all about: analyzing the sentence structure and the implied meanings, depending on one individual’s point of views.

Everything is subjective. Every action taken is lop-sided. Every word utterred is now defensive. Every expression showed is a contrary from the while you’re being together. Everything is ironic.

July 08’s First Post

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Okay, it’s July now. I think I should at least update the blog, even though we all know the fact that I started to be a passive blogger. Part of it is being lazy, no doubt about that. How cliche is that, lame excuse. Haha. But heck, who cares? I don’t.

Anyway, assignments are kicking in and due dates are expiring soon enough. Best thing is I haven’t start any of them yet. Yeah man. Presentation + Quiz on zero seven zero seven zero eight, another quiz four days later, discussion on the next day. “kai wan xiao” Oh pfffft. Lucky thing tomorrow is an off-day for us, at least we’ve got some time to rest for the fact that our studying hours are a lot like working hours. Oh, it’s even earlier, classes start at 8 in the morning. Great.

A lot of things happened lately. Disagreements, dissatisfactions, all leads to unhappiness. When one cannot take another one’s habits, another one’s criticism, conflicts take place, comfortably. Time is needed to ease up the situations. Of course one has to give in to the other to solve things too. Then ego comes into the picture. “Why should I give in where it’s not even my fault?” Self-control feelings and emotions never helped a single bit. Somehow these troubles are unraveled, not a hundred percent total clean-up though, but at least it’s cleared for the time being.

Sigh. That’s a sigh of stress.

Sigh. That’s a sigh of stress.

Sigh. That’s a sigh of stress.

Sigh. That’s a sigh of stress.

Sigh. That’s a sigh of stress.

Sigh. That’s a sigh of stress.

Sigh. That’s a sigh of stress.

Sigh. That’s a sigh of stress.

Sigh. That’s a sigh of stress.

Sigh. That’s a sigh of stress.

When do I sigh for a relief? Sigh.

Vernacular School? Is it detrimental to National Integration?

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Great discussion with Sang Suria yesterday.

First and foremost, we defined what is meant by ‘vernacular’.

  • Kamus Dewan - relating to or a language or dialect commonly spoken by the members of a particular group or a community in a society
  • Oxford Fajar Advanced Learner’s English-Malay Dictionary - language or dialect spoken in a particular country or region, as compared with a formal or written language.

From this two interpretation, we can sum up that ‘vernacular’ means the non-formal language that is commonly spoken by a particular group of people in a society. Language systems for the Indians, Chinese, Malays and other minorities were considered as vernacular languages back in the British Occupation. Why? The formal language back then was the English Language because the British were in power over Tanah Melayu. (I rule your country, therefore you must use my language!)

People like Chin Peng fought for the democratic rights - the equality of languages and culture as contained in their Anti-Japanese Nine Point Manifesto in 1943 and the Eight Point Programme in 1945. Of course it wasn’t a successful move.

Two years later, in 1947, Pusat Tenaga Rakyat (Putera) and the All-Malayan Council of Joint Action (AMCJA) combined efforts to formulate a document called “The People’s Constitutional Proposals for Malaya.” The Malay Language emerged as the national and official language, replacing English during the post-independence.

The Chinese and Tamil languages faced discrimination. The Alliance and BN did not promote a healthy growth for the languages. (Racist freaks!) (I rule your country, therefore you must use my language!)

We didn’t really touch on this side of the story in yesterday’s discussion. We talked more about experiences for those coming from vernacular schools. I didn’t even utter a word at all because I’m not from any vernacular school and didn’t know what to protect whether is it detrimental to national integration.

See, my primary and secondary school are of the national schools. During primary education, un/fortunately, I was the only Chinese in the whole school of hundreds of pupils. I got along very well with Malay and Indian friends. I can even speak the language without flaws, as if I’m a Malay.

Secondary education was a little hard for me to adapt to. Why? The school that I went to is a multicultural school, Malays, Indians, and Chinese were mixed together in a classroom. In fact, I faced difficulties to speak Mandarin because I have not learnt it. Family members speak English to me since childhood. Of course the language barrier wasn’t a big problem because I picked up the language quite fast. (I broke the rules of Critical Period Hypothesis. Haha.) Then I got along very well among Chinese friends.

Indian friends are not a small amount too. I used the English Language to communicate with them, sometimes BM. Not as bad though. I used three languages in school. It was cool.

To answer the question “are vernacular schools detrimental to national integration?” YES! Why must we segregate the people according to races? National schools can give the best of national integrity when everybody is mixed together. Put in vernacular languages into national schools as electives. Anybody can take up extra language subjects. Want to learn about the History of the Chinese Language? Make it as a subject in school! I think there won’t be any objections, maybe there are. Nobody will ever know the answer if there aren’t any actions taken. Maybe this could be one of the agenda in upcoming Rancangan Malaysia.

There are a lot of factors which can counter that argument too, such as family upbringing. Parents are the ones who shape their children’s mindsets. “Cina tu makan babi, haram tau, jangan pi kawan ngan mereka.” “Malay people are lazy, they are the criminals, not a good friend to be with.” “Indians are dark, dirty and smell of Indian oil, don’t go near them.”

Did you ever hear this before? I bet you guys did and kept quiet about it. Parents therefore send their children to vernacular schools just so that they can mix with their own kind. What can we do? These mindsets are permanently set in the minds of everyone since young. How do we erase these mindsets? Not an easy task. We should all bring the People’s Constitutional back alive again, where we regard everyone is equal. We filled in forms with “bangsa Malaysia” instead of Melayu, Cina, India, Lain-lain.

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